It quickly became a hairy day, that warm, bright September 11th morning. Jared and his counterpart thought they'd go out for a pleasant and fulfilling Parasail around the big apple...little did they know Al Qaeda planned a holy jihad against Jared and his long lost love. The plane dipped from high in the sky, barreling through the crisp autumn air, Jared feared his sailing days were over. As terror gripped his frail frame, Jared was stoically able to calm his nerves, and utilized his experienced sailing instinct to avoid a horrible death by jetliner. New York and Jared would never be the same.
It quickly became a hairy day, that warm, bright September 11th morning. Jared and his counterpart thought they'd go out for a pleasant and fulfilling Parasail around the big apple...little did they know Al Qaeda planned a holy jihad against Jared and his long lost love. The plane dipped from high in the sky, barreling through the crisp autumn air, Jared feared his sailing days were over. As terror gripped his frail frame, Jared was stoically able to calm his nerves, and utilized his experienced sailing instinct to avoid a horrible death by jetliner. New York and Jared would never be the same.
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